Dead is the new Unambiguous. Bipolar is the new Undecided. Heavily armed is the new Born again. Bald is the new Head.... and the new crotch. Hairy is the new face. Sheepishly admitting to having an STD is the new Flirting. Finding the time that's right for you is the new impotence. The smiley-face emoticon is the new "Sincerely Yours". Smoking is the new Outdoorsy lifestyle. Looking forward to insanely expensive private schooling, hundreds of thousand Naira a week nannies and Gym is the new yuppie birth control. Misinformed is the new Patriotic. Vegan-ism is the new "Tastes Like Chicken". Drug intake is the new Crowd control. Texting is the new Talking. Talking is the new Singing. Singing is the new Hubris. Gay-ism is the new "be careful what you wish for". And Finally, and only because thats what this whole ish is about, Twitter Is The New Facebook. :D